January 2012
Moose!!! !! !!!!!!!
Yup
Jan 1st
December 2011
I'm not drinking Budweiser for a month.
…………Why would you ever? 
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I hate going to walmart in my hometown.
It’s like a casting session for “the hills have eyes pt. 6
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
That awkward moment when your cousin gets off the...
Wearing a fedora. And she’s 12……..
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Remember when Tom and Jerry didn't have voices?...
Yeah… me too.
Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Facebook is self masturbation.
Stop posting your G.P.A. nobody. Literally nobody other than your parents would think “man! I am so proud that Johnny asshole got a 4.3 this semester. He should tell everyone. “
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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KEEPS: Live Like You're Dying by Chuck Palahniuk →
I’m reblogging this old post from over a year and a half ago because, just like everyone else, I think of the New Year as a new opportunity. And this article by Chuck Palahniuk never fails to remind me of that. keepsdiary: In the new April 2010 issue of Men’s Health, Author Chuck… Good good.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Holy Shit Turbulence over Cedar Rapids
I always knew that place sucked. 
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Things my girlfriend is terrified of. (A list)
Things I say in front of her family Things I do in front of her family See above. See above. See above. You get the picture, right?
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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Ohhhhhh day drinking.
On a wedding weekend. At lake tahoe. So many cigars and alcohol. Life is rough.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
Dec 14th
End of semester juries
Make me want to shoot myself.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Good feeling of today:
My belt no longer fits. (It’s too large to hold up my pantaloons)
Dec 9th
Today my internship offered me a job starting in...
Thank god.
Dec 7th
Nothing sucks more than writing a paper, using...
I’ve been writing that title for 15 minutes. 
Dec 7th
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Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an...
anartistandfor: spacemanandspoilers: doktorwer: humanformat: crankyoldbroad:cognitivedissonance: And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds: Watch the video: The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.  Kudos to Elijah. get the fuck on my blog I want to kiss this kid. I love this child with my whole heart!
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Today, I unwrapped a present from my dad
Vincent ran  through the tape. Now it’s stuck to him and he’s running around the apt. Collecting loose things with the tape. hahaha I can’t catch him so he’s on his own with this one.
Dec 2nd
The Media's Blackout Of The National Defense... →
The broadcast media’s ignorance and unwillingness to cover the National Defense Authorization Act, a radical piece of legislation which outrageously redefines the US homeland as a “battlefield” and makes US citizens subject to military apprehension and detainment for life without access to a trial or attorney, is unacceptable. Guys, this is far more important than Penn State’s Disgusting Creep...
Dec 2nd
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Pops got me the pants I posted from the Gap for...
Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 1st