January 2012
Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people...
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“10. You know that girl you really like? She doesn’t like you nearly as much and...”
– McSweeny’s
Bahahahahah
thebusiness:
fwarg replied to your post: fwarg replied to your post: CHICAGO PEOPLE! :(((( …
I JUST WANT ALL YOUR LOVE AND AFFECTION
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE! HENCEFORTH, ALL OF MY LOVE AND AFFECTION IS PROPERTY OF FWARG!
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!?
“I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.”
– Mark Twain
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– - Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via aepocrypha)
(via theregoesmygun)
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“I just coughed too hard and peed a little.”
– Thebusiness
Watchporksodaa:
typical red line.
Oh Chicago….
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
Starbucks free coffee for a month is an awesome...
Other than the crippling caffeine addiction I’ll have at the end of said month.
Moose!!! !! !!!!!!!
Yup
December 2011
I'm not drinking Budweiser for a month.
…………Why would you ever?
I hate going to walmart in my hometown.
It’s like a casting session for “the hills have eyes pt. 6
